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The Misanthrope's Guide to Life

(Go Away!)

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Misanthrope, n.: 1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner; 2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with "D-. Passing, but not college material"; 3.) A Realist From The Misanthrope's Guide to Life In this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home. You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to: - Conduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door - Take a "French leave" in order to eat alone at work - Get ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game - Get back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of "Cat's in the Cradle" - End a conversation by "Gwynething" (also known as playing the "I'm delightfully foreign" act) someone to death This is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.


Publisher: F+W Media

Kindle Book

  • Release date: November 3, 2011

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9781440527777
  • Release date: November 3, 2011

EPUB ebook

  • ISBN: 9781440527777
  • File size: 2263 KB
  • Release date: November 3, 2011

1 of 1 copy available

Formats

Kindle Book
OverDrive Read
EPUB ebook

Languages

English

Misanthrope, n.: 1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner; 2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with "D-. Passing, but not college material"; 3.) A Realist From The Misanthrope's Guide to Life In this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home. You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to: - Conduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door - Take a "French leave" in order to eat alone at work - Get ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game - Get back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of "Cat's in the Cradle" - End a conversation by "Gwynething" (also known as playing the "I'm delightfully foreign" act) someone to death This is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.



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