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I Hate Everyone, Except You

by Clinton Kelly
Clinton Kelly
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high-school commencement speaker.
Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
Please note: This is an abridged edition of I Hate Everyone, Except You.

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  • Release date

    January 10, 2017

  • Formats

    • OverDrive Listen audiobook

      • ISBN: 9781515996699
      • File size: 142068 KB
      • Duration: 04:55:58

  • Languages

    • English

  • Reviews

    • AudioFile Magazine
      Clinton Kelly, cohost of "What Not to Wear," narrates his collection of essays like the professional performer he is. His vivid expression highlights his use of detail and humor in stories that range from his childhood on Long Island to his life as a television personality today. He seems to take particular pleasure recounting stories from his earliest days, when he was trying to make a living as a writer and editor in New York City. At these moments his voice is filled with affection for his life and the people in it. He shines, too, in the funniest stories, as when he tries to extricate a friend who gets stuck in a mud bath. Listeners don't need to know a thing about Kelly's work to enjoy this witty and entertaining production. A.F. © AudioFile 2017, Portland, Maine

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